Leave the gun, take the… goose? This ultra cotton tee is here for those who know loyalty, honor, and the art of a well-timed honk. Made with high-quality cotton, this tee ensures the design truly shines—whether you’re the goose of the hour or just keeping things classy. Shoulders are tapped for a confident fit, and seamless sides mean a clean, unbroken flow, perfect for commanding the room… or the coop.
With a ribbed collar for stretch and ethically sourced materials, this tee lets you channel the ultimate goose boss in sustainable style.


Featherweight Loyalty: With medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) and 100% US cotton, this tee is made for every season—because loyalty never goes out of style.


Timeless Design: The classic fit and crew neckline give it an edge for any occasion, whether a casual meetup or making offers they can’t refuse. Just add your favorite shades or an air of mystery for full effect.


Ethical Production: Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton, certified by Oeko-Tex for quality assurance. Because even the Goose Father goes green.


Comfort First: The tear-away label keeps things irritation-free, letting you focus on the finer things in life—like commanding respect, goose style.


Available in colors as bold as the legend itself, this tee is a statement for those who rule with a honk and a flair. Be the Goose Father you were meant to be!