Leave the gun, take the… goose? This ultra cotton sweater is here for those who know loyalty, honor, and the art of a well-timed honk. Made with high-quality cotton, this tee ensures the design truly shines—whether you’re the goose of the hour or just keeping things classy. Shoulders are tapped for a confident fit, and seamless sides mean a clean, unbroken flow, perfect for commanding the room… or the coop.


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!