Step into a new reality with The Goosetrix tee, where reality bends, feathers fly, and everyone knows kung fu. This ultra cotton shirt brings together high-quality construction with an unmistakable nod to those matrix-defying moments—perfect for anyone who’s ever questioned if we’re all just in a giant pond simulation. With tapped shoulders for a structured fit, you’ll be ready to dodge (or embrace) any glitches in the system. Smooth, seamless sides add to the clean, streamlined look for the ultimate digital-duck vibe.
Ribbed collar elasticity ensures a comfortable stretch, while sustainably sourced materials keep you and the planet in balance.


Seasonless Appeal: Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) crafted from 100% US cotton, for those chilly red-pilled evenings or blazing hot battles against sentient bread crumbs.


Versatile & Iconic: The classic fit and crew neckline offer a timeless style that’s just as suitable for dodging bullets as it is for casual gatherings with the flock.


Eco-Conscious Construction: Made from ethically grown cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex, because sustainability is the ultimate power move.


Comfort-First: The tear-away label means zero distractions, so you can focus on bending space-time, or just looking cool while you grab some seed snacks.


Available in sleek, stealthy colors, this isn’t just a tee—it’s your ticket down the goose hole. Are you ready to enter The Goosetrix?